Friday, October 21st, 2011...7:17 am
Hail Caesar, Hail Weepu !
Piri Weepu, True All Black Rugby Hero of RWC 2011
The seen was set for a hero to arise from the ashes in the RWC 2011 quarter final ABs vs Argentina. Prior to the game the number one in the world Abs 1st five ‘Dan Carter’ was out with injury, the new replacement would be Colin Slade. The nation was nervous, a green first five in a tough game and we remember the misfortune of RWC 2007 were the ABs lost to France.
Shortly into the game, Colin Slade leaves the field with injury. The nation reached the height of anxiety. Gasp!
The first five position is one of leadership and direction, many a game has been lost with poor first five game management, more so in tough RWC games.
The scene was set for a leader to emerge, a Caesar. Step up Piri Weepu. Who kick goals, directed field play around the field like it was his kingdom, the nation watched in awe a true rugby hero stood up and took charge. The day was won.
The best compliment the New Zealand Rugby public can do to such a player is post positive puns about the man deeds.
In short he was awesome, rugby world take note!
Examples…
* Piri Weepu destroyed the periodic table because Piri Weepu only recognises the element of surprise …
* Piri Weepu can touch MC Hammer
* Piri Weepu and Mr T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in one building.
*Google won’t search for Piri Weepu because it knows you don’t find Piri Weepu, he finds you.
* Piri Weepu ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
* Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Piri Weepu pyjamas.
* It takes Piri Weepu 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
* If you spell Piri Weepu in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
* It takes Piri Weepu 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
* Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Piri Weepu pyjamas.
* Piri Weepu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
* Piri Weepu can slam a revolving door.
* Piri Weepu doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
* If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Piri Weepu.
* Piri Weepu once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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