Better Rugby Rules

JOKES

Q. You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an Australian rugby fan.  You have a gun with two bullets.  What do you do?

A. Shoot the Australian fan – twice

***********************************

An Australian player went to the doctor and said: “I’ve just been playing rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, arms, head, tummy – everywhere – it really hurt.”

The doctor replied: “You’ve broken your finger.”

 ***********************************

Now this one, due to ABs performance, is o so true !

Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the tv watching the Rugby World Cup final?

A. The All Blacks