An Kiwi wanted to become an Aussie so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this.
“Well” said the doctor, “this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain”.
“That’s OK” said the Kiwi. “I’ve always wanted to be an Aussie and I’m [...]
Jokes:
This is a story from the magician on the Titanic who performed mainly sleight of hand tricks. He had a regular spot on the ship’s cabaret evening entertainment. He was actually quite a good magician, but his routines were regularly ruined by the onboard resident Titanic parrot who would fly around squawking out and giving away his [...]
There made of sterner stuff, fresh, better rugby brains, they will save the nations number one game from more embarrassment: Here they are
Ginger Bread Men doing the haka !
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oulQwIP9VQQ
ha ha!
Dan Carter can he save us ? Hope his rugby form is better than his dancing form..
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ91X6u2Jc4
…oooh my god, we are in the sh*t !
Blogger: Placing a bet on France at $3.30 for a win, and the British Lions at $3.30 for a win !
Ha ha !
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Before this blog made an obvious comparison to this guy…
See this post..here
After a reader of this blog passed the message over to
Mr Foster ( Coach of Super 14 Chiefs)
Looks heaps better after razor did its job, what was he thinking !!
ha ha ha
Seriously you do the match ups..Foster, McCaw, Hitler and Doris !
Ha ha
Sorry if you have a sensitive demeanor, but come on, its funny !
Ausie family arrives in New Zealand.
Son’s first day at school and the father say’s
“OK son what happened at school today”
“I topped the class at Math’s today”.
“Well son thats because your a Aussie!”
Second day at school and the father say’s
“what happened at school today”
“I topped class in English”
“Well son thats because your a Aussie!”
Third day at school [...]
When will English Rugby tourist ever learn ! (ha)
NOTE:
1) Shes not an Aussie, as they dont use paper, hands only !
2) She cant be a Sth African as they sh*t in there pants.
3) Not a Kiwi as there are no beer cans.
4) Shes not a Welsh, as they dont know where Africa is !
5) Shes not an Irish, as she is [...]
JOKES
Q. You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an Australian rugby fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Australian fan – twice
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An Australian player went to the doctor and said: “I’ve just been playing rugby and when I got back I found that when [...]